hello all, i havent updated in awhile but here are some jokes to uplift your mood.

Joke 1: Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Joke 2: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Post your jokes. i like jokes.